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Author: Charissa Vaughan-Wheeler

From OsbornMusic.com: A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow up I'd like to be a musician." She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both." Q: How do you make musicians complain? A: Pay them. Q: How many conductors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: No one knows, no one ever looks at him. Q: how many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? A: "oops, i broke it!" Q: What do you call a guitar player that only knows two chords? A: A music critic. Q: What's the difference between an oboe and a bassoon? A: You can hit a baseball further with a bassoon. Q:How many Folk Singers does it take to change a light bulb? A:One to change it and 5 to sing about how good the old one was Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm? A: A tattoo. Q: What's the difference between a banjo and an onion? A: Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo. Q: What do you call a drummer in a three-piece suit? A: "The Defendant" Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test? A: Saliva. Q: What's the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher? A: They both perceive time as an abstract concept. Q: What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend? A: Homeless. Two brass players walked out of a bar...