A young child says to his mother, “Mom, when I grow up I’d like to be a musician.” She replies, “Well honey, you know you can’t do both.”
Q: How do you make musicians complain?
A: Pay them.
Q: How many conductors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: No one knows, no one ever looks at him.
Q: how many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: “oops, i broke it!”
Q: What do you call a guitar player that only knows two chords?
A: A music critic.
Q: What’s the difference between an oboe and a bassoon?
A: You can hit a baseball further with a bassoon.
Q:How many Folk Singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:One to change it and 5 to sing about how good the old one was
Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist’s arm?
A: A tattoo.
Q: What’s the difference between a banjo and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo.
Q: What do you call a drummer in a three-piece suit?
A: “The Defendant”
Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?
Q: What’s the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher?
A: They both perceive time as an abstract concept.
Q: What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend?
Two brass players walked out of a bar…